- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok.
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time
I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE