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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

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I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

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whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

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commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

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jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

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